Watson said...

This is from Melissa:

Watson :"What if we don't want to eat it?"

Milo: "Then we'll give it to mommy, she'll eat it."

Watson: "What if she doesn't want to eat it?"

Milo: "Then we'll give it to papi, he will eat anything."

Watson: "That's not true. He won't eat poop with toilet water on it!"

Watson said...

At Greenlake Bar and Grill. Melissa told the kids that soda was complementary with the kids' meal.
Watson to the waiter:"I want a free soda at no cost."

Watson said...

We were talking about birthdays.

Watson: "And for my birthday, we are going to *kill Papi*."

Me: "Aber dann bin ich ja tot."

Watson: "Well no, we are not going to kill him, we're just going to shoot him with a bee bee gun."

He was all cheerful and thought this was really nice and a good idea!

Watson said...

Watson: "Ja, papa, aber war der ein Gutewicht in dem Film?"