Monday, February 16, 2015

Leila said...

Leila wants to play these games on the iPad that cost extra in-app purchase (up to $13!). Of course she can't have it.

Leila:"Mom, can you enter the password?"
Melissa:"No, if I did that everytime you wanted to we wouldn't have a house."

Leila walks over the the Amazon Echo.

Leila:"Alexa, can you go the living room and kill my parents?"

The Echo doesn't respond because it doesn't understand her voice very well.

Leila:"Alexa, can you go into the living room and kill my mom?"

When it doesn't respond:

Leila:"Alexa is too lazy!"

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Leila said

Leila was mad at me. 

I want my dad to be a grown up during the mount Vesuvius eruption. 

Later weare getting in the car. 

Me: leila, du musst dich anschnallen sonst ist das zu gefährlich und du könntest sterben. 

Leila: can my dad not wear a seatbelt?

Monday, February 2, 2015

Leila said.

Leila loves to talk about my nose. My nose is "gross und klobig", other people's noses are "klein und fein".
She also discovered that I have pores on my nose and loves to talk about how I have "grosse schwarze Poren".




Saturday, January 31, 2015

Monday, January 26, 2015

Leila at the doctor

At the doctor:

Dr. "so Leila, do you have any other questions or concerns?"
Leila: "Yes, dying and going to prison for the rest of my life."

Monday, January 12, 2015

Leila said...

Wen mögt ihr mehr? Mama oder Papa?
Papa!
Warum?
Weil du kannst die besten Spätzle kochen mit out einem recipe!